Sunday, 5 October 2008

My last brain cell: food

Sunday, 31 August 2008

Meeting survival strategies: cake

Friday, 1 August 2008

Valium Samdwiches: merchandise

You can now buy Valium Sandwiches merchandise!

(I know!!)

buy unique gifts at Zazzle

Monday, 7 July 2008

Another bad day: tether

Friday, 20 June 2008

Mantras: don't ask

Friday, 2 May 2008

Obsessive: the brain

Thursday, 1 May 2008

Letters to the headteacher: tired and emotional

Dear Headteacher,

I am writing to you to request a couple of days off for the important purposes of rest and relaxation. I have recently spent several long days teaching and as a result I am feeling both tired and emotional. I am convinced that the only effective solution to this is a couple of days spent horizontal on the sofa in the company of a couple of large bottles of wine, and possibly some crisps.

I am sure that you will appreciate my urgent need, and look forward to your swift response.

Yours sincerely,

Ms V. Sandwiches.